Enlighthening moment for today. Everyday passes so fast for the nocturnals that when dusk hits, the regret comes in a package alongside it as well. Do enjoy....Let's just say you have 2 cows and this is a simple culture and background differences depending on where you are from...

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk
of four cows.
You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of
an ordinary cow and
produce twenty times the milk.
You then create clever cow cartoon images called
'Cowkimon' and market them World-Wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat
once a month, and milk themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5,000 cows and none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment and high bovine productivity.
You have the newsman who reported on the numbers
arrested.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk at RM0.06
per litre.
Then midway through, you raised the price to RM0.60 or
you cut the
supply.
When the buyer agrees to the new price, you change
your mind again and
now wants RM1.20.
The buyer decided you can keep the milk and they go
look for milk that
comes from recycled cows.
Your two cows retire together with the Prime Minister.