I found this to be very amusing. I would put it as one of the few good counter comebacks I've thought up over a split second.

So here I was chatting with a mate of mine... I was just playing with him about his name.... and so the dialogue goes...

vstile- cool, calm and collected says:
whats your name?

vstile- cool, calm and collected says:
hEHhe

n i C > Nasopharyngeal Carcinoma says:
nicalis

n i C > Nasopharyngeal Carcinoma says:
dont u know my name?

vstile- cool, calm and collected says:
relax la.. jokling oni ma

n i C > Nasopharyngeal Carcinoma winks:
Play "Wink"

vstile- cool, calm and collected says:
how can i not knw yourname..

n i C > Nasopharyngeal Carcinoma says:
ur dumb?

vstile- cool, calm and collected says:
i'm dumb.... but when i go out with you.. we are dumb and dumber

vstile- cool, calm and collected says:
mwahahhaha

n i C > Nasopharyngeal Carcinoma says:
u trying to be funny?

then again.... it wouldn't be that humourous to others...

Currently listening to: Room 5, Make Luv
Am feeling: Excited