Death by a tree product?

There I was looking at my messenger and saw a friend's text on his music list which goes 'death by paperwork'. I instantly thought about something else which relates to paper.

Now, what would be the worst was to die?

I would it's 'death by paper cuts'. Nuff said! OuCh!

Ok, off to bed with the first (not first book that I bought) book that I bought and am reading it successfully. Yes yes! I can hear the sounds of surpise from you folks, "david is reading????" Can this be true?