In New York park, a young boy was attacked by a savage dog. A passerby
happend to see that and came to the rescue. Having tackled the dog, he
stgrangled it to death, and saved the young boy. A reporter for a news
paper
watching all this and took snap shots for a front page picture in the next
days paper. Approaching our hero he says: "Your heroic feat shall be
published in tomorrow's paper under the headline - Brave New Yorker rescues
boy".

"I"m not from New York" replied our brave hero. "oh in that case we'll
change the headline to - Brave American rescues boy from savage dog". "I'm
not American either" replied our brave hero, "I am a Pakistani". The next
day the headline on the front page of the paper said: "Muslim
Fundamentalist
strangles an innocent American dog to death in New York park. FBI are
investigating possible link to the Al-Qaeda."

Funny how your racial background helps you in situations.