Washington's Mighty Doofus! (WMD)

So the news is out! There wasn't any WMD (Weapons of Mass Destruction) in Iraq! Ignore the Washington's moronic douche bag.

Iraqis': "Thank you for looking highly upon us and overestimating our intelligence to create or buy WMD in your context but we just want to live our simple lives without having other countries poking their noses into our business".

George W. Bush/Tony Blair: "Oops! But you guys were like the missing jigsaw into our whole big terrorist puzzle and we had to find someone to put the blame on. Sorry for all the false allegations. You can take my or rather our word for it that this won't happen again. How could we repay you back for your country's loss in terms of lives and possessions?

Iraqis': *^*&%%$#$#@%$*&^*

George W. Bush/Tony Blair: *In sync* "We are sorry for everything and for fingers pointed but we just need more oil.

Tony Blair: *coughs*ahem* "America and not Britain, not we, but just him" *pointing the finger at George dubbya Bush*

George dubbya: If I do win the elections and re-elected, I would make it up to you guys and I would take spotlight away from Iraq and find other means of economy *coughs*

Iraqis': Sorry! I beg your pardon?

George dubbya: excuse me, I mean country.

Iraqis': I know where you can start your idiocy Mr. President, I heard Brunei is an oil abundant country. And the best part is, you need not even lift your hands in terms of military or speak in terms of nuclear warfare and that small country shall be in your reign Mr. President! Howzatt for a piece of cake?

George dubbya: Don't stop. Keep talking, keep talking sir! Shall we head to the Oval office for tea to discuss on this matter? *muttering to himself* "hope you are not carrying any razor blades on you as I have a black bag and with one flicker of a swicth and there shall be nuclear war on your country punk a**!"

Currently listening to: Something is calling you, Norah Jones
Am feeling: Accomplished