The day my heart skipped a beat...

It was a normal routine brushing of my tooth and shower. Put my toothbrush above my shower screen. Not long after, I stepped out and just as I turn myself around to get my toothbrush, the moment my eyes tells me something doesn't fit the picture, instinctively and immediately I pulled my hands back and 'yelped' silently in a vulgarly fashion to find this 'goddamnunnaturaleightleggedfreak' sittin' next to my oral hygiene tool. I nearly jumped out of my skin. And please let me tell you that nothing beats being neiked and inches away from a spider that big I tell you!!!



To show how big this eight legged was, here is my hand in comparison


What do these guys eat nowadays? Birds? Chihuahuas?