"Spiderwebs"

"I'm walking into spiderwebs, So leave a message and I'll call you back"

-No Doubt-


Man these spiders must be on heat at this time of the year! Everywhere I walk within the confinement and outside my house, I keep walking into spider webs, and it's getting to be very annoying. I hate it! Don't you guys? It gives me the tingles. Everytime i suck them up with muh vacuum, there seems to be more re-producing. I know somehow, somewhere there must be a 'queen mother' just like in the movie 'Aliens' spawning and just waiting to see off her spiderlings and see them torment other beings out there.

When one doors shuts, there plenty more that opens...

i wanna thank you all! all of you who were here during those uni years. i don't know how you guys tolerated me to be honest. with open arms always. always there to open your door for me. those were the days. i remember taking the bus down to the city to see you guys and i'd feel so at home with you guys. always there when i called, always gave me shelter with open arms, never denying me. i apologize to some and i'd like to thank you all from the bottom of my heart. those will be the unforgettable times i had when i needed someone.

Battery operated vacuum cleaner???

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

"F*** off!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse sh*t all over her hallway carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse sh*t from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

"Well," she said, "I hope you've got a f***ing good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this morning."

Crashes galore...

Farewell my dear friend. It was time for you I guess. You have served me well.

Life's cycle...

Oh how the cycle goes... that is puke one fine morning while I was working and this car presumably left outside a pub as to probably the owner was too pissed to drive. There lays his leftovers... oh how this bird was protecting his find from other birds and shooing them away from his prized find.


Currently listening to: Bassment Jaxx, Breakaway