What do I feel like doing now?

I feel like sitting myself onto a final table for the Aussie Millions across the ditch.

Even more so...

I feel like getting my a** to a golf course NOW!

Yes yes, Australian Open is on now and I'm having withdrawal syndrome symptoms now.

My next aim is to achieve 4 pars.

Another aim is to get myself a decent driver (months or years from now depending on pay rise that is)

(if x=made y=taylor)

\sum = 'I wanna be made a taylor!' + (-be) + (-a) + (y+x) = ___?___

To enter pls text entries to + six fore two 1 fore ate six triple 2

Winners will notified via text and will qualify for game of golf on me. Terms and conditions apply.

One thing I'd wish for if I had a few wishes left would be...

To have 1/10 of Robin Williams' talent.

It's as if during his baby years, his parents all crowding his cot awaiting his first word(s) and out it came.... 'comedy' 'funny'.

and not far behind, the world will be awaiting his son who's just graduated from college... guess what he majored in? Yep.. linguistics. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

The one that hit the note..

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

Spring is here and coming up is summer!!! Time to work off those stiff joints and apply some sun block lotion.

This is the time where spiders spruce up from it's hiding and take all possible corners of the house and set up their lunch bait.

Got my first 90 on the course today with 3 pars. Best so far and more to come!

Time to bring out those U2 songs and time for memorize them so I won't feel alienated.

As 'Haz would have put it' Feeling 'beruk' and needing to start my money tree growth.

7 days and counting... mu s t ke e p o n fig ht ing ! ! !